okay so just now for a second my brain just kind of. i dont know but i almost reflexively grabbed the ink bottle sitting in front of me to drink it and i dont know why
like i didnt actually DO it nor move to grab it but
just for a moment
my brain was like
“hey. hey bro. you thirsty right? drink that”
Thats horrible, you could have dyed
you are one motherfucker
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong